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Top 5 New Rules from Zucotti Park Owners
Brookfield Properties, the capitalist owner of Zucotti Park, has instituted new rules for the Occupy Wall Street protesters to follow. The rules are designed to respect the property and appease the residents who live in the area surrounding the park:
5. Instead of defecating on permanent park furniture, stick to temporary locations, like police car hoods
4. Mask smell of patchouli with preferable natural body odor
3. Limit loud Robo-tripping fits to hours between 9:00am-9:00pm
2. Balance all Marxist rhetoric with a brand mention. For example: "Society does not consist of individuals, but expresses the sum of interrelations. Try Dave's Hot & Juicy Cheeseburger at Wendy's today."
1. After a few more weeks of this, can 99% of you go occupy Lenexa, Kansas?
element_0 ‐ capitalist 1% Wall Street Fat Cat pig selfish
element_1 ‐ defecating urinating vomiting
element_2 ‐ permanent park furniture park sculptures park benches
element_3 ‐ police car hoods Aderson Cooper's navy blazer Andrew Breitbart's camcorder
element_4 ‐ natural body odor mildew deer musk rub of limburger and corn nuts
element_5 ‐ Robo-tripping fits fornication Joanie Mitchell sing-alongs bongo playing guitar strumming
element_6 ‐ 9 10 11 8 7
element_7 ‐ 9 5 6 7 8 10
element_8 ‐ Marxist anti-capitalistic
element_9 ‐ Society does not consist of individuals, but expresses the sum of interrelations Abolish property in land and apply all private land to public purposes Abolish all rights of inheritance Centralize credit in the banks of the state, by means of a national bank Extend factories and instruments of production owned by the State Abolish all distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the populace over the country Provide free education for all children in public schools Forgive all student loans Combine education with industrial production Expropriate all private property
element_10 ‐ Try Dave's Hot & Juicy Cheeseburger at Wendy's today Have you driven a Ford lately? Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. New York Life. The Company You Keep Schlitz. The beer that made Milwaukee famous It's Miller time Michelob Ultra: Lose the carbs. Not the taste Foster's. Australian for beer Eat fresh at Subway Burger King, home of the Whopper
element_11 ‐ Lenexa, Kansas Ames, Iowa Newark Little Rock, Arkansas someplace in North Carolina
