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Robert Downey Jr. Asks Us to Forgive Mel Gibson
While you were enjoying a rerun of Blossom on Boomerang, I was watching live coverage of The 25th American Cinematheque Award on E!. Never heard of the award? Oy vey! This is all you need to know: The ACA is somewhere between a door stop and an Emmy. But I digress. The big news was when Robert Downey Jr, television's Sherlock Holmes, recommended that we all forgive Mel Gibson. But what, exactly, are we to forgive him for? The antisemitism? Excuse me,, but if we do this, aren't we obligated to give Bernie Madoff a Nobel prize?
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element_9 ‐ But I digress Anyhoo That's neither here nor there
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element_17 ‐ The antisemitism The movie Signs The multiple DUIs Lethal Weapon 4 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 2 Beyond Thunderdome His hair in The Road Warrior
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element_19 ‐ Bernie Madoff Woody Allen Michael Vick Lindsay Lohan Dick Cheney former Lions CEO Matt Millen Joaquin Phoenix
element_20 ‐ Excuse me, Correct me if I'm wrong I may be loony Call me crazy Nothing against Mel Don't shoot the messenger
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